WARNING: This will not end well for most.
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| Mr. Wojo 2 Hours into Draft |
Good Luck
1.
Drinks on Mel
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For every pick take a number of sips equal to
the amount of spots Mel Kiper was off by in his final mock draft. For example, if Jameis Winston (projected #1)
falls to the 5th pick, take 4 sips.
2.
Trading for Shots
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Every time a trade is made, take a shot of a
liquor of your choice.
3.
Rumor Mill
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Drink 5 sips every time either Schefter of
Mortensen are shown.
4.
Let Me Taste Those Tears
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Drink 10 sips every time a draftee cries
5.
Send Him to Canton Now
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Drink 5 sips every time there is a comparison to
a Hall of Famer.
6.
Enough Chris
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Drink every time Berman mumbles and stumbles
with his speech.
7.
Can’t We All Just Get Along
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Drink 10 sips every time there is a heated
discussion.
8.
This Guy
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Take a sip every time Jon Gruden says “this guy,”
5 sips for “I love this guy.”
9.
Reminds Me of Ray Ray
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Take 5 sips every time off the field issues are
brought up.
10.
Still in the Green Room, Huh?
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Take a drink every time ESPN shows a player that
has fallen past his spot in Mel Kiper’s Mock Draft.
11.
They Picked Who?
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Take 5 sips every time a team picks an obvious
reach. (Based on the announcers reactions.
12.
Guess You Will Have to Wait until Tomorrow
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Take a drink for every player left in the green
room at the end of the first round.
13.
Bonus
Shots (Take a Shot if the Following Occurs)
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Mariota Drafted Before Winston
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Someone Trades Up for Either of the Top Two QBs
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Either QB Falls Out of the Top 10
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White is Drafted before Cooper
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An NFL Starting QB is Traded
